The Alfred to my Bruce Wayne. If I need a job done, he's the man I go to. While most people would consider him eccentric, I find him to be a valueable source of good ideas. Such ideas include: arson, piracy and yelling stupid things at movie screens. In his spare time he makes a mean bundt cake!

JON: Codename: DR. Muerte!

Superpowers: The bizarre ability to rise with the sun in the morning, Sink clogging

My brother, or at least the brother I gained when he was abandonned by his mother for some guy in Puerto Rico. He is actually my cousin but who really cares? Truly an old fasioned guy, Jon believes in the virtues of honor, respect and eating tasty things. While he still has alot to learn about life, he is still one of the best people I know.

ANNA: Codename: Lllama

Superpowers: Geomancy, NINJA and FFX steal

My older sister and patner in numerous capers (some sucessful, most failed). She is the Ying to my Yang. Though we don't always get alone I know that I can turn to her for anything. Despite her childish tendencies, she has really pulled herself together over the years into something that vaguely resembles a responsable adult (the horror!)

DREW: Codename: Mom's Moses boy

Superpowers: Liver of Steel, Tomahawk of Scalping and the Pancor of Zombie Slaying

Anna's fiancee (He may deny it, but we all know better) A cool guy with a great sense of humor and ninja skills to-boot! He has taken a liking to this concept of me being his younger brother. This can be good (I.E. Free Meals and Video Games) or bad (I.E. Horrific beatings not even spoken of in revelation)

JOE: Codename: the Spider Queen

Superpowers: Super Intelligence/Charisma and he is Polish

A man who can strike down an ancient redwood in one blow with his razor sharp tongue. He is a SMART guy and a good freind of my sister. I'm currently one of his many pawns in a D&D game he is running. Aside from his super intelligence, he has been known to get down with some super funky moves on the DDR pad.